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Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Hairiosity!


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A few blogs ago I threw down a new edict, which was that we should all hold each other when we laugh. The blog was A hugging, laughing, happy mess, and it's one of my favorites.

Well, I'd like to propose another edict, but you have to send me the resulting pictures so I can compile and share them.

Instead of walking in another man's (or woman's) shoes, how about posing in another person's hair? It's much less unpleasant than it sounds.
Whether you have long hair, short hair, no hair, straight hair or curly hair, we all at some point have had some sort of hair envy or at the very least, hair curiosity (henceforth known as hairiosity) about what it would be like to have a different kind of hair than what our genetic lottery bestowed upon us.

So here's what you do to explore your own hairiosity. You need at least three people. To start with, one person will be the temporary hair donor and they have to possess medium length to long hair. That's the only limitation. It also works best if you have a chair or couch. Here's the set up: You take the subject, who's getting the temporary hair transplant, and have them sit down in the chair. The temporary "donor" stands behind them. The photographer helps style the hair and takes the photo so that the "donor" is framed out of the picture for the majority of the pictures. You'll want to have at least one picture that shows the whole scene for the behind-the-scenes photos. 

It's fun and hilarious and silly for those participating, and I really love looking at the pictures too. Please do this on your own with your friends and neighbors, and send me the photos! I'll compile them and continue to update my hair segment of KS World.

Here are the hair sessions I've done with my friends. I plan on more in the near future.

This is my friend Sally with hair donated by me. She looks rather sheik, don't you think? My hair looks very asian on other people. Check it:

This is Erika. Doesn't she look asian with my hair? You'll see her real hair on me in future photos. She is one of the best temp hair donors ever because she has this long, curly hair. Those orange-cloaked arms belong to yours truly. The photog was still learning how to frame. This one's better:



Here are the guys hanging with us that night.
 
I swear they all look straight out of twisted sister, or maybe Spinal Tap. Or maybe just the early 90s.


I always wondered what it would be like to have dread locks... so I could look up and ponder things in them. One little photo shoot doesn't tell enough, I suppose, but I do look rather Rastafarian, don't you think?

Last, but certainly not least, my favorite hairiosity photos of me with Erika's fabulously full and curly hair. This doesn't even look like me, but rather like my long-lost crazy Jewish cousin from Long Island (pronounced with a hard "g" on Long, and a long "eye" and "a" for Eye-land.)
 


Please try it for yourselves and send me your hairiosity photos with the story so I can compile and post them.

Here's one more behind-the-scenes shot of the maiden hairiosity voyage with Sally (and Gabriela - off camera).
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Sunday, May 2, 2010

Stupid trumps hot


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Buckle your seat belts, put on your helmets, roll down the prophylactics, and strap on if that's your flavor, because this is going to be a short, bumpy, and abrupt ride.

For years I've said stupid trumps hot. 

What does that mean? Well, it seems obvious enough to me, but let me expound for all my readers out there.

I don't care how hot you are. If you're stupid, the stupid is always louder and more glaring than any attractiveness, handsomeness or hotness you might possess.

Now I understand that some men may disagree with me. One of my oldest friends, who we'll call Jay, used to say, "I don't believe in one-night stands. I've never had one... but I've had a lot of eight-hour relationships."

What this tells me is that men will put aside their critical mind (who needs it when the blood is rushing elsewhere?) for a night of hot sex with some gorgeous woman regardless of what she has going on upstairs.

No, I don't mean her tits, I mean her brain. Eyes on the prize, people.

But I believe any man over the age of...I don't know 25, and with more than 5 notches on his bedpost will attest to the fact that women who have some intelligence, and especially personality, sometimes even the crazy ones (though please, please stay away from the crazy and stupid ones - they're just Trouble with a capitol T!) are always more fun in bed.

I will even go so far to say that as long as they're not too crazy, personality and intelligence will create a better relationship. If that's what you're looking for...

Now for most women I know, a stupid guy is intolerable. That's part of why girls who are twenty date men who are thirty-something or older. It's not that we like silver foxes, necessarily, it's just that it's painful to try to maintain anything other than a few (men in their early twenties are usually good for one-three goes in one night) energetic throw-downs. After a few months of habitually eye-rolling at our 22-year-old boyfriends (I remember this clearly from when I was in my late teens/early twenties), we'll gladly trade a few extra romps for some intelligent conversation and maturity.

So, in closing. Stupid trumps hot. Every time.

Every time.

You dispute? Leave it in the comments, suckas!

Also, stupid trumps rich too. Always.

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