Deeper Ideas by Kate Strandy

(Inspired by Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy)

Does anyone remember Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy on Saturday Night Live?

They might be more amusing postmortem, but I remember chuckling at them several times during the 90s. I sort of like that kind of thing. I think it's the 15-year-old in me.


While in the kitchen, I got the idea/inspiration for my Deeper Ideas.


Please scroll and read it aloud to yourself.

Deeper Ideas

by Kate Strandy

It must really

suck,

to be a bloodhound.

Because all the time

you'd smell everything,

like rotten food,

stinky farts,

and bad

body odor.

Is there such thing 

as good 




body odor?

It's probably just

how somebody smells

if it isn't bad.

But you can't smell yourself...

if it's bad.

Can you?

But bloodhounds man...

they can smell stuff

like fleas can jump

and

ants 




can lift.

But not my aunt Gladys

she has arthritis.