Darth Vader would suck at Hide N' Seek

Just watched the original Star Wars movies. Episodes four, five and six, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.

First of all, they still hold up.

Secondly, I'm glad I watched the trilogy on vintage VHS, because I loathe the majority of the plot and physical changes made to the original movies.

Though I appreciate George Lucas removing those very thin lines around images, a relic of special effects from the time period, the other changes - like the added Jabba the Hut scene, the added monster mouth in the desert monster-hole (what the frack was that?), and the Hayden Christensen ghost instead of the old dude at the end of Jedi, are all just wrong. Please take them back, Mr. Lucas. Yuck.

But has anyone else noticed how inconveniently loud Darth Vader's breathing is?

(Read the following aloud with Darth Vader's distinct breathing sound: Phuuuhhhhh on the inhale and the Khuuuhhhhh on the exhale.)

Phuuuhhhhh Khuuuhhhhh

Phuuuhhhhh Khuuuhhhhh

Very hard to sneak up on somebody. Just listen for Phuuuhhhhh Khuuuhhhhh and you'll know exactly where he's at. Sure, he can choke people with his mind, but forget trying to punk or prank someone. And he'd be shit at hide 'n seek. 

I'm just saying.

Darth Vader would suck at Hide N' Seek.






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